Spent 2002-2009 getting to know trumpets in Nigeria. Spent several months working with weebles in Ohio. Spent several months investing in etch-a-sketches in Las Vegas, NV. Uniquely-equipped for testing the market for sausage in Miami, FL. Earned praised for my work creating marketing channels for Mr. Potato Heads for the underprivileged. Earned praised for my work selling toy planes for fun and profit.

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